hahahahaha... clicking the mouse?!?! FTW??.. the other ones make sense.. here we just go with Entertaining the masses, or petting the kitty... you know... diplomatic terms, lol
Eh, I view that as not entirely selfish. I mean, have you ever noticed the difference in mood it makes? Everyone around you benefits. Further, its easier to concentrate on work, resulting in a net production for the company/group/project as well.
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ok... chocking the chicken has a very uhmm...special meaning here... so if it is what I'm thinking, LMAO!
10 months ago by Marialita
I mean wanking.
10 months ago by tankstar
Just figured that the ladies don't have any metaphors like the guys do. Like "beating the bishop" or "slapping the salami".
10 months ago by tankstar
ok... so it was what I was thinking... :)
10 months ago by Marialita
"hugging the robot" doesn't even make sense...."double-clicking the mouse" makes more sense...lol
10 months ago by chibbigirl
It does make sense, you're just not thinking hard enough. Double-clicking the mouse doesn't flow like the rest.
"dusting the pantry" "shucking the oyster"
10 months ago by tankstar
"clicking the mouse" hugging the robot...?? domo arigatoo mr roboto.....
10 months ago by chibbigirl
hahahahaha... clicking the mouse?!?! FTW??.. the other ones make sense.. here we just go with Entertaining the masses, or petting the kitty... you know... diplomatic terms, lol
10 months ago by Marialita
petting the kitty is great!
10 months ago by tankstar
clicking the mouse is manual. hugging the robot is battery-operated. :D
10 months ago by chibbigirl
@chibbigirl: told you it made sense :)
10 months ago by tankstar
"getting the mail"
"icing the cake"
10 months ago by tankstar
I'd just like to add that I do not appreciate being beaten, especially when it's just for someone else's selfish pleasure.
10 months ago by Bishop
Eh, I view that as not entirely selfish. I mean, have you ever noticed the difference in mood it makes? Everyone around you benefits. Further, its easier to concentrate on work, resulting in a net production for the company/group/project as well.
10 months ago by tankstar
"digging the well"
"exploring the cave"
10 months ago by tankstar
I feel like there's one with "painting the " and "dialing the " that I'm missing :(
10 months ago by tankstar
"chasing the _"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"dialing the phone"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"painting the canvas"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"uncovering the flower"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
Damn, good job on the canvas one.
"chasing the nun"
10 months ago by tankstar
"sweeping the rug"
10 months ago by tankstar
Stimulating the Clematis
10 months ago by WaveyDavey001
"plucking the petals"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
man, you guys are on a roll tonight, witty comments in every thread. i can't keep up... need to take a break from laughing!
10 months ago by cybette
@chibbigirl that reminds me of someone
10 months ago by geovoltoss
"plugging the leak"
"spakling the wall"
"needling the haystack"
10 months ago by tankstar
omg I win
"folding the laundry"
10 months ago by tankstar
"juicing the clamato"
10 months ago by Bishop
"squeezing the Charmin"
10 months ago by Bishop
"twitting the bird"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"clearing the inbox"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
As men are having a helping hand, I've always preferred the poking button...
10 months ago by myrtti
Hahah.
"updating the resume"
"sweeping the chimney"
"tapping the telegraph"
"stirring the _"
10 months ago by tankstar
"stirring the pot"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
@myrtti you go girl!
10 months ago by chibbigirl
Poking OF THE button. English fail.
10 months ago by myrtti
"poking the button"
:)
10 months ago by tankstar
good one btw
10 months ago by tankstar
Strumming a beat is also nivce
10 months ago by myrtti
"baking the bun"
"spanking the _"
10 months ago by tankstar
not mine but good:
"changing the channel"
"ringing the bell"
10 months ago by tankstar
"striking the chord"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"banging the drum"
"twisting the __"
10 months ago by tankstar
"jaiking the ku"
10 months ago by cybette
No one has mentioned Flicking the Bean
10 months ago by WaveyDavey001
"pulling the weeds"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
tipping the boatman
10 months ago by WaveyDavey001
"spanking the bud"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"polishing the bowl"
10 months ago by tankstar
"shining the shoes"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
Smacking the kitty
10 months ago by myrtti
"texting yourself"
10 months ago by Bishop
"rolling the dice"
10 months ago by tankstar
Masacote
10 months ago by edythemighty
"polishing the pearl"
10 months ago by FyreFiend
Masacote?!?! wazzat?
...I'm on PMS mode... no brain for this!! frowns
10 months ago by Marialita
"clutching the purse"
"oiling the pan"
"breading the bird"
10 months ago by tankstar
"tightening the screw"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
this is turning into the Encycloku of Female Metaphores for... yeah, that.
10 months ago by Marialita
"reheating the taco"
10 months ago by tankstar
@cybette: lol, but is that a unisex one? Seriously, there should be a few you can use no matter the gender!
10 months ago by bogart
"riding the mechanical bull"
"invading the middle east"
10 months ago by tankstar
"googling the wiki"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"flooding the nile"
10 months ago by tankstar
@bogart: of course it's unisex, i think it sounds rather gender neutral. i don't discriminate :D
10 months ago by cybette
"wetting the patch"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"oiling the tank"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"robbing the bank"
"thanking the postman" (lol)
10 months ago by tankstar
"chibbing the girl"
10 months ago by tankstar
"dotting the i"
10 months ago by tankstar
"busting the seams"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"ripping the file"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"installing the patch"
"cutting the line"
"inserting the coin"
10 months ago by tankstar
"piloting the plane"
10 months ago by tankstar
"searching for treasure"
10 months ago by tankstar
"clicking the remote"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"bombing the gaza strip"
10 months ago by tankstar
"popping the bubble"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"noodling the pasta"
10 months ago by Bishop
"schmearing the bagel"
10 months ago by tankstar
"pitting the peach"
10 months ago by Bishop
"roasting the peanut"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"grinding the coffeebean"
10 months ago by Bishop
Now we're getting somewhere.
10 months ago by tankstar
"buttering the pretzel"
10 months ago by tankstar
"jellying the doughnut"
10 months ago by tankstar
"erasing the board"
10 months ago by chibbigirl
"waxing the Mini"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"setting the alarm"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"smothering the fire"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"landing the rover"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"ringing the alarm" is better
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"raising the alarm" ?
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
omfg
"kicking the camel"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"beating the camel" or "brushing the camel" or "stroking the camel"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"whipping the camel"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"wiping the counter"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
whipping the cream
9 months, 4 weeks ago by bogart
lol @bogart!
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"creaming the pie"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"reconfiguring the motherboard"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"testing the circuit"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"basting the turkey"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"riding the trail"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"rafting the rapids"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
"shucking the clam"
If this thread doesn't make the front page, I will be disappointed. :)
9 months, 4 weeks ago by Bishop
"cruising the netz"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"watering the hedges"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by tankstar
Inserting the SIM
@chibbigirl: lol!
9 months, 4 weeks ago by bogart
"filling the form"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"manhandling the goods"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"pruning the roses"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
"nudging the nub"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by Bishop
shelling the pistachio
9 months, 4 weeks ago by Jertronic
"sweating the hide" [unisex]
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"enthusing the Chibbi" :)
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"rocking the Tankstar"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"ridin the wild @jkniiv"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by edythemighty
Great, they get "enthused" and "rocked", and I get beaten.
Life's not fair.
9 months, 4 weeks ago by Bishop
"fencing the Edy"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
I bet a go for a high price!
9 months, 4 weeks ago by edythemighty
i just want to be spooned...
9 months, 4 weeks ago by cybette
@cybette: "cupping the boytoy" :)
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
@bishop: "exasperating the Ed"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
@jkniiv: lol, i like that ;) hmm, cyboytoyette....
9 months, 4 weeks ago by cybette
"fanning the Fyre"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"committing la petit mort"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
you're too funny Jarkko!! Hehe
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
@marialita: "tainting the Virgin"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
Sorry @tankstar, "buttressing the @chibbigirl" :P
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
i thought everyone had forgotten the clam, but @bishop got there.
What about:
baking the clam
roasting the rabbit
9 months, 4 weeks ago by runningwithbulls
@WaveyDavey001: "enjoying the surf"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
toeing the camel
9 months, 4 weeks ago by runningwithbulls
@runningwithbulls: "running the happy gauntlet"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
@jkniiv heh. I think I'd better stop-too many ideas :D
9 months, 4 weeks ago by runningwithbulls
@rwb keep going! Haha
9 months, 4 weeks ago by chibbigirl
@runningwithbulls: "losing the juice", sor-ree!XD
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"climbing the pole"
"accessing the manhole"
"going the vole"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"wetting the tissue"
"issuing the secretion"
"pissing the swimmers"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv
"preparing the custard"
9 months, 4 weeks ago by jkniiv